Project Title: The Chuck Norris fortune-mod
Project Purpose: This project was created in order to make the facts about Chuck Norris known!
Project Status: v.01
Directions: Simply emerge fortune-mod-chucknorris, if you don't use Gentoo you can download the tarball below and simply uncompress and copy the files chucknorris and chucknorris.dat to /usr/share/fortune/.
Disclaimer: I am just the guy who packaged this all up, please give any real credit to the guys at www.chucknorrisfacts.com